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Eavesdropping on God

Scared Spitless

8-17-26

My pastor years ago at the Assemblies of God church Christian Life Center outside Philadelphia, David Cawston, used this phrase to technically be polite but also to make an important point. And, perhaps, to wake up members of the congregation who might have been dozing. Or maybe to have some folks check their hearing aids.

Whatever. Sometimes we need the spit scared out of us; and even other euphemisms. And many sins or shortcomings.

Spitting is an odd topic for a spiritual essay, perhaps. But my immediate thoughts, or temptation to think, have been triggered by a spate of videos from Israel. Tourist photos, security cams, and amateur photographers have captured incidents of Israelis spitting on Christians.

They are identifiable by their peyots (sidelocks), kaftans, kipahs, etc. The images online and videos from around the world are of Christian clergy being spat upon; nuns being pushed to the ground and kicked; a statue of Mary having a cigarette pushed into her mouth; a statue of Jesus with His head knocked off; Christian churches being spat upon.

Of the many reasons that people choose to spit, absent chewing tobacco, the flu, and simple bad manners, the common purpose is to indicate disrespect.

One time I was invited to the Manhattan loft of friends, a Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist and his wife, Art Editor of a popular magazine, to answer a question that confused them. They are Jewish, and knew that I am a Christian. They had seen advertisements for Christian apparel with messages about Jesus spitting people out. I will spit you out. – Jesus. The passage, and context of the products, appeared serious enough, not irreverent, but seemed to my friends out of sync when attributed to a holy figure, the Son of God. Could I explain this apparent anomaly?

Well, that was an easy one. I was able to direct them to Revelation 3:16 (have you ever noticed how many important verses are in chapter 3s and verse 16s?) – Jesus tells the church in Laodicea, Because you are lukewarm – neither hot nor cold – I am about to spit you out of my mouth. Referring to the quality of people’s faith.

Jesus cannot be the only person who gets frustrated by apathy, indifference, hypocrisy, spiritual laziness, insincerity; or at the other extreme, arrogance, hostility, presumption, prejudice, self-righteousness, and a closed mind. “Lukewarm” specifically was a description of those who avoided reality and did not come face to face with the Gospel. It was to their own detriment to choose to be lukewarm in their faith. And if the Savior of humankind would feel like “spitting such people out of His mouth,” so should we. Such people… and each other; and ourselves, if applicable? No?

Yes, we must pray for the “lost.” Yes, we must lift up situations 70 times 7 times. Yes, pray without ceasing when we can. Is it Biblical to exercise “tough love” (the world’s terminology) in order to break through to some folks? Can we be frustrated when people are determined to avoid the Truth, even regarding their own salvation? – Jesus was frustrated, as we see rather explicitly.

And for other examples of spitting, we need not go far. Jesus was spat upon, and worse, while He was humiliated and tortured before He was condemned by the Jewish holy officials and executed by the Roman authorities. In Deuteronomy, Numbers, Job, and Isiah are examples of spitting as a severe sign of disapproval.

We should be conscious of people who spit on others, or on sacred symbols, as a metaphor for contempt. Perhaps, as increasingly in the news, these are veiled (?) warnings of rejection and violence, even in cultures that make public claims of tolerance.

Why have I been motivated this week to think about the ancient (but not extinct) choice of spitting on others? I wondered the same thing, but, well, these increasing numbers of news stories and images have disturbed me. What in the world is going on in the world?

As I have maintained above, in Jesus’s case His threat to feel like spitting lukewarm “believers” out of His mouth focused more on the deficient quality of their faith, not the people themselves. And as I have addressed, we pray for these people – after all, Jesus ultimately died for their chance at salvation.

So it is better to be a spitee, to coin a phrase, than to be a spitter. Neither condition is ideal in this broken world. Jesus referred to that act, but in a very specific context and justification.

The worst condition? Being lukewarm!

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... Rick Marschall is the author of 74 books and hundreds of magazine articles in many fields, from popular culture (Bostonia magazine called him "perhaps America's foremost authority on popular culture") to history and criticism; country music; television history; biography; and children's books. He is a former political cartoonist, editor of Marvel Comics, and writer for Disney comics. For 20 years he has been active in the Christian field, writing devotionals and magazine articles; he was co-author of "The Secret Revealed" with Dr Jim Garlow. His biography of Johann Sebastian Bach for the “Christian Encounters” series was published by Thomas Nelson. He currently is writing a biography of the Rev Jimmy Swaggart and his cousin Jerry Lee Lewis. Read More